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I Can't Tell A Joke To Save My Soul. It's Just Not My Thing, Though I Love To Listen To Jokes.

If You See A Kid In School, Who Is A Little Shy ... That's When You Should Reach Out. When You Do, You Are Going To Open Up A Flower And Discover Something Wonderful.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.

I Couldn't Get The Laughter Out Of My Head. It Wasn't Career. It Wasn't Even A Choice. It Was A Calling.