I've Always Been Able To

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

If Someone Tells You That You Cannot Do Something And You Believe It, They Are Right.

There Were Times When I Was More At Home In Front Of Millions Of People Than I Was At Home.

Have You Noticed That All You Need To Grow Healthy, Vigorous Grass Is A Crack In Your Sidewalk? Having A Baby Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.