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My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I Rationalize Shop. I Buy A Dress Because I Need Change For Gum.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.