If It's Attention You Want,

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me. I Have A Dress That I Paid So Little For That I Am Afraid To Wear It. I Could Spill Something On It, And Then How Would I Replace It For That Amount Of Money?