Thirty, I Really Like You

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Had The Most Boring Office Job In The World...i Used To Clean The Windows On Envelopes.

Men Who Have A Pierced Ear Are Better Prepared For Marriage - They've Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

When You're A Dancer, You Start With The Basics. You Don't All Of A Sudden Do A Grand Jete And Pirouette. You Start With First Position, Second, Third.