How Come When You Mix

Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No Man Has Ever Seen The Movie The Way We Were Twice, Voluntarily.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.

At The End Of Every Year, I Add Up The Time That I Have Spent On The Phone On Hold And Subtract It From My Age. I Don't Count That Time As Really Living. I Spend More And More Time On Hold Each Year. By The Time I Die, I'm Going To Be Quite Young.

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.