I Rationalize Shop. I Buy

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".