A Man Will Go To

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

Men Who Can Eat Anything They Want And Not Gain Weight Should Do It Out Of Sight Of The Women They're Married To.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.