Most Men Are Secretly Still

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"

Buying Something On Sale Is A Very Special Feeling. In Fact, The Less I Pay For Something, The More It Is Worth To Me.