I Admire The Pope. I

Men Like Cars, Women Like Clothes. Women Only Like Cars Because They Take Them To Clothes.

I Wonder If Other Dogs Think Poodles Are Members Of A Weird Religious Cult.

Be Careful Of Men Who Are Bald And Rich; The Arrogance Of "rich" Usually Cancels Out The Nice Of "bald".

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.