Someday I Want To Be

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

A Saleslady Holds Up An Ugly Dress And Says, 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?

Nobody Is Really Happy With What's On Their Head. People With Straight Hair Want Curly, People With Curly Want Straight, And Bald People Want Everyone To Be Blind.