Someday I Want To Be

Blondes Have More Fun, Don't They? They Must. How Many Brunettes Do You See Walking Down The Street With Blond Roots?

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Eye Contact Is A Method Utilised By A Single Woman To Communicate To A Man That She Is Interested In Him. Many Women Find It Difficult To Look A Man Directly In The Eyes, Not Because Of Shyness, But Because A Woman's Eyes Are Not Located In Her Chest.

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

Some Women Hold Up Dresses That Are So Ugly And They Always Say The Same Thing: 'this Looks Much Better On.' On What? On Fire?