Some Women Hold Up Dresses

Men In High Levels Of Government Seldom Surf.

Women Are More Accommodating. If A Woman Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice In The Refrigerator, She'll Make More Apple Juice. If A Man Drinks The Last Glass Of Apple Juice, He'll Just Put Back The Empty Container.

A Man Will Go To War, Fight And Die For His Country. But He Won't Get A Bikini Wax.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.

To Attract Men, I Wear A Perfume Called 'new Car Interior.'