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I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"

Men Have An Easier Time Buying Bathing Suits. Women Have Two Types: Depressing And More Depressing. Men Have Two Types: Nerdy And Not Nerdy.