It Wasn't That No One

Men Own Basketball Teams. Every Year Cheerleaders' Outfits Get Tighter And Briefer, And Players' Shorts Get Baggier And Longer.

I Don't Like When There's Too Much Conversation Because I'm Shy And It Makes Me Uncomfortable.

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.