A Girl Never Cares Who

It Takes Far More Courage To Violate A Custom Than A Law.

A Bacteriologist Is A Man Whose Conversation Always Start With The Germ Of An Idea.

Think Twice Before You Speak, And Then You May Be Able To Say Something More Insulting Than If You Spoke Right Out At Once.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.