Bureaucracy Is More People Doing

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

The Difference Between Us And Other People Is That Their Money Looks Bigger And Their Troubles Smaller.

Definition Of Statistics: The Science Of Producing Unreliable Facts From Reliable Figures.