A Man Is Known By

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

After Paying For The Wedding, About The Only Thing A Father Has Left To Give Away Is The Bride.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.

Somebody Is Always Doing Something That Somebody Else Said Couldn't Be Done.