The Lord Takes Care Of

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.