Laugh And The World Laughs

The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

A Special Skill, Like Speaking Several Languages, Or Keeping Your Mouth Shut In One.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.