Laugh And The World Laughs

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.

When Laziness Attacks A Woman, It Always Avoids Her Tongue.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.