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Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

The Man Who Doctors Himself With The Aid Of Medical Books, Runs The Risk Of Dying Of A Typographical Error.