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The Tongue Is The Only Muscle In The Human Body That Never Gets Tired [talking].

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Congress Would Give The People What They Wanted If The People Knew What They Wanted, And If Congress Could Give It To Them.

Eloquence Is The Art Of Saying As Little As Possible But Making It Sound As Much As Possible.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.