Ego: The Only Thing That

A Cynic Sees Little To Admire In The World, While The World Sees Even Less To Admire In Him.

Hard Work Never Hurt Anyone Who Hired Someone Else To Do It.

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

A Compromise Is A Settlement By Which Each Side Gets What Neither Side Wanted.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.