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The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits -- If He Waits Till It Comes.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

In A Democracy, You Believe It Or Not; In A Dictatorship, You Believe It Or Else.