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The Little Boy Who Goes To The Store And Forgets What His Mother Sent Him For, Will Probably Grow Up To Be A Congressman.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

If You Can't Bear To Have Your Face Stepped On, Don't Try To Climb The Ladder Of Success.

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.