The State Of The Union

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Women Diet To Retain Their Girlish Figures Or Their Boyish Husbands.

Las Vegas Is A Resort Whose Two Chief Sources Of Income Are Seven And Eleven.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

Good Teachers Cost A Lot; But, Poor Teachers Cost A Lot More.