After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

Divorce Has Become So Easy Nowadays That Women Have Stopped Crying At Weddings.

Consistency Is A Jewel, But Too Much Jewelry Is Vulgar.

Many An Actor Does The Stage More Ham Than Good.

Compare What You Want With What You Have, And You'll Be Unhappy; Compare What You Deserve With What You Have, And You'll Be Happy.