After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

The Three Chief Causes Of Divorce Are Men, Women, And Marriage.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.