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A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

A Signature Always Reveals A Man's Character - And Sometimes Even His Name.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.