A Bacteriologist Is A Man

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.

Success Is The Good Fortune That Comes From Aspiration, Desperation, Perspiration,and Inspiration.

Etymology: From Latin Ad-, "to" + Visum, Past Participle Of Videre, "to See". Advice Is What You Get From Your Parents When You Are Growing Up, And From Your Children When You Are Growing Old.

Egocentric: A Person Who Has His I's Too Close Together.

To A Teenager, It Cannot Be True Love If Her Family Approves Of Him.