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Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

Civilization Means Conforming To A Standard Of Behavior That May Not Seem Natural To Us.

Did You Ever Notice That People Who Are Good With A Computer Don't Use It For Much Of Anything Except Being Good With A Computer? They Know All About Information Technology, But They Don't Have Much Interest In The Information. I'm The Opposite.

People Waiting For An Elevator Don't Know What To Do, Standing With Strangers. There Is Nothing To Do. Its An Uneasy Time. Some Press The Button Repeatedly As Though It Would Help.

The Only Thing That Really Bugs Me About Television's Coverage Is Those Damn Women They Have Down On The Sidelines Who Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About. I Mean, I'm Not A Sexist Person, But A Woman Has No Business Being Down There Trying To Make Some Comment About A Football Game.