Most College Students Are Not

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.

My Mother Always Called Me 'sturdy' And Said I Have Big Bones. A Little Fat Is What I Am.

No One Likes The House Next Door To Look Worse Or A Lot Better Than His Own.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.