Most College Students Are Not

I Dislike Loud-mouthed Patriots Who Suggest They Like Our Country More Than I Do. Some People's Idea Of Patriotism Is Hating Other Countries.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

Always Keep Your Words Soft And Sweet, Just In Case You Have To Eat Them.

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

I Think A Draft Produces A Better Army Than The One We Would Have With All Volunteers, Because I Think You Get Average Americans If You Have A Draft. And If It's An All-volunteer Army, You Get People Who Join Up Because Of Some Problem In Their Own Lives. They Don't Have Anything Else To Do, They Don't Have A Job, Or They Can't Find What They Want To Do, So They Join The Army. And It Doesn't Produce The Best Army.