When There Are Starving People

For Every Stunning, Smart, Well-coiffed Hot Woman Of 40 +, There Is A Balding, Paunchy Relic In Yellow Pants Making A Fool Of Himself With Some 22-year-old Waitress.

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

Milk Without Fat Is Like Nonalcoholic Scotch.

If You Put On An Item Of Clothing That Hurts Just Because You Have An Idea It Looks Better Or Conforms To What Other People Are Wearing, It's Dumb.

In Washington, A Confidential Assistant Is Someone Who, If You Don't Want To Know Something, You Go And Ask Him And He Won't Tell You.