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People Like To Say, "you're Only As Old As You Feel," But It Isn't True. It's Just Something Old People Say To Make Themselves Feel Good About Their Age. You're As Old As You Are.

The One Affectation I Have Forced On The Publisher... Are My Apostrophe-free Ellisions. Because I Write My Scripts To Read Myself, I Dont Spell 'don't' With An Apostrophe. I Spell It 'dont'. We All Know The Word And It Seems Foolish To Put In An Extraneous Apostrophe. Punctuation Marks Are Devices We Use To Make The Meaning Of Sentences Clear. There Is Nothing Confusing About A Word Like 'dont' Printed Without An Apostrophe To Indicate An Omitted Letter.

Person-to-person, Most People Are Honest.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

One Day About 10 Years Ago The Door To My Office Opened And Who Walked In But Bill Gates.... Seemed Like A Nice Guy And Has Done More With His Money Than Most Billionaires. But That's As Far As I Want To Go Being Kind To Bill Gates.