You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.