You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

I Always Wore Cowboy Boots And Drove A Truck, And Talked Like This. So Everywhere I Would Go In Comedy People Would Say, "foxworthy, You Ain't Nothing But A Redneck From Georgia!" It Kind Of Became A Formula Joke.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.