You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.