You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Biggest Ambition In Life Is To Git That Big Ole Coon. The One What Hangs 'round Over Yonder, Back'ah Bubba's Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication