You Might Be A Redneck

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Hauled A Can Of Paint To The Top Of A Water Tower To Defend Your Sister's Honor.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.