You Might Be A Redneck

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wants To Stop At The Gas Station To See If They've Got The New Darrell Waltrip Budweiser Wall Clock.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.