Writers Don't Retire. I Will

Let's Face It, Though, Anything That's Apt To Happen To An Appliance Like A Blender Isn't Covered By The Warranty Anyway, So I Never Send Them In. If It Breaks, I'll Buy A New One. That's The American Way.

Great Teachers Are Usually A Little Crazy.

Writers Don't Retire. I Will Always Be A Writer.

It's Ridiculous For A Country To Get All Worked Up About A Game—except The Super Bowl, Of Course. Now That's Important.

I've Learned... That I Wish I Could Have Told My Mom That I Love Her One More Time Before She Passed Away.