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Most College Students Are Not As Smart As Most College Presidents.

New Ideas Are One Of The Most Overrated Concepts Of Our Time. Most Of The Important Ideas That We Live With Aren't New At All.

The Best Thing About A Vacation Is Planning It.

I Never Get Over Feeling Bad About Tearing Open A Beautifully Wrapped Present. It Takes Ten Seconds To Destroy A Work Of Art That Took Someone Ten Minutes To Accomplish.

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.