Without Question The Most Unpopular

It Is Quite Untrue That British People Don't Appreciate Music. They May Not Understand It But They Absolutely Love The Noise It Makes.

At A Rehearsal I Let The Orchestra Play As They Like. At The Concert I Make Them Play As I Like.

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Composers Should Write Tunes That Chauffeurs And Errand Boys Can Whistle.

The Trouble With Women In An Orchestra Is That If They're Attractive It Will Upset My Players And If They're Not It Will Upset Me.