The Bagpipes Sound Exactly The

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.

If An Opera Cannot Be Played By An Organ Grinder, It's Not Going To Achieve Immortality.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.

There Are No Woman Composers, Never Have Been And Possibly Never Will Be.