Her Singing Reminds Me Of

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

All The Arts In America Are A Gigantic Racket Run By Unscrupulous Men For Unhealthy Women.

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.