With My Wife I Get

I Tell Ya, My Wife Was Never Nice. On Our First Date, I Asked Her If I Could Give Her A Goodnight Kiss On The Cheek - She Bent Over!

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

One Night She Told Me To Put Out The Garbage. I Told Her "you Cooked It, You Take It Out".

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.