With My Wife I Get

All My Wife And I Do Is Fight About Sex. The Other Night, We Really Had It Out. Well, I'll Put It This Way - I Had It Out.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.