With My Wife I Get

My Parents Didn't Like Me. For Bathtub Toys They Gave Me A Blender And A Transistor Radio.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

I Live In A Bad Neighborhood. Why, I Saw Two Complete Strangers Share A Taxi - Yeah, One Guy Took The Radio And The Other Guy Took The Tires.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.