With Identical Twins, You Always

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

The Cafe Was Called Tattoos. The Fella Who Owned It Didn't Have Any Tattoos... But We Never Saw His Wife.

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

Fishing: I Don't Really Like It. I Don't Really Like The Expression On The Fish's Face.