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If Camels Are The Ship Of The Dessert, This One Is The Titanic

This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

At Some Point, Some Insect Has Had Sex With A Leaf.

Shitty Nappy Whizzing Through The Air, You Don't See That In The Brochures.

If You Can't Do It, Don't Do It.