Pigeons: They've Got Wings, But

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

We're Gonna Get Weaker. That's Already Happened. They Used To Say, You Know, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away. Now They're Saying Eat Five Fruits. That's Evidence. You Can't Argue With That.

I Really Can't Believe What A State The Pyramids Are In. I Thought They Had Flat Rendered Sides, But When You Get Up Close, You See How They Are Just Giant Boulders Balanced On Top Of Each Other, Like A Massive Game Of Jenga That Has Got Out Of Hand.

We'll All Die Out Eventually. Humans Will Be Gone. And All I'm Saying Is, When People Worry About Polar Bears Disappearing Or Whatever, It's Like, Well That's Life, Things Will Come And Go, We'll Find New Species...

Does The Brain Control You Or Are You Controlling The Brain? I Don't Know If I'm In Charge Of Mine.