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I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For

Every Step Starts With A Step.

People Moan About Drugs Being Tested On Animals. I Sort Of Think It Depends Innit. If The Drug's Aspirin And The Monkey's Got A Headache, Is It Right?

It's 2006, Why Are They Still Using The Index Finger?

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.