I Know Who I Am.

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

We've Invented Most Of The Stuff That We Need And Now We're Just Messing About

I've Been On The Planet For 40 Years Now, And I'm Still None The Wiser As To What It's All About Really. I've Never Worried About Life's Big Questions. People At My Age Sit About Pondering, 'why Are We Here?' The Only Time I Ever Asked Myself That Is When Suzanne Booked Us A Surprise Holiday To Lanzarote.

I Don’t Understand Why People Take Pictures Of Mimes. Everyone Looks Like A Mime In A Picture.

Avocados, It's A Food That Ain't Worth Injuring Yourself For. If It's A Hassle To Get Into, Leave It To The Experts.