Why, They Shot The Wrong

I'd Get Me A Bunch Of Bats And Balls And Sneak Me A Couple Of Umpires And Learn Them Kids Behind The Iron Curtain How To Tote A Bat And Play Baseball.

It Ain't Bragging If You Can Do It.

Sure I Eat What I Advertise. Sure I Eat Wheaties For Breakfast. A Good Bowl Of Wheaties With Bourbon Can't Be Beat.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!

I Was Blessed With A Strong Arm And A Weak Mind.