I'd Get Me A Bunch

A Lot Of Folks That Ain't Saying 'ain't,' Ain't Eating.

It Puzzles Me How They Know What Corners Are Good For Filling Stations. Just How Did They Know Gas And Oil Was Under There?

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

I Know Who's The Best Pitcher I Ever See And It's Old Satchel Paige, That Big Lanky Colored Boy. My Fastball Looks Like A Change Of Pace Alongside That Little Pistol Bullet Ole Satchel (paige) Shoots Up To The Plate.

If Satch (paige) And I Were Pitching On The Same Team, We Would Clinch The Pennant By July Fourth And Go Fishing Until World Series Time.