It Puzzles Me How They

He (branch Rickey) Must Think I Went To The Massachesetts Constitution Of Technology.

The Dumber A Pitcher Is, The Better. When He Gets Smart And Begins To Experiment With A Lot Of Different Pitches, He's In Trouble. All I Ever Had Was A Fastball, A Curve And A Changeup And I Did Pretty Good.

Heck, If Anybody Told Me I Was Setting A Record (strikeouts In A Game On July 30, 1933) I'd Of Got Me Some More Strikeouts.

Anybody Who's Ever Had The Privilege Of Seeing Me Play Knows That I Am The Greatest Pitcher In The World.

Practice, Work Hard And Give It Everything You've Got.