I Was Blessed With A

The Doctors X-rayed My Head And Found Nothing.

Mr. Rickey, I'll Put More People In The Park Than Anybody Since Babe Ruth.

Slud Is Something More Than Slid. It Means Sliding With Great Effort.

Let The Teachers Learn The Kids English. Ol' Diz Will Learn The Kids Baseball.

Why, They Shot The Wrong Mckinley!